Wow, the coaching Carousel has certainly gone into high gear this off-season.  It seems every day there is more news about another mercenary and/or abusive coach getting the axe or changing jobs.  So here are my predictions for next week in this continually unfolding saga.

1.  Urban Meyer decides that his family and health really are more important than football and completely resigns from Florida.
2.  Florida offers the HC job to Lane Kiffin, who after less than a week as head coach of USC, decides to use the offer to get more money from the Trojans. 
3.  Bobby Petrino takes the HC job at Tennessee.
4.  USC finally realizes that their relationship with Lane is a recipe for NCAA probation and decides not to offer him more money, and instead hire Bobby Petrino from Tennessee (Tennessee students riot). 
5.  Arkansas hires Phil Fulmer.
6.  While Lane was negotiating with USC, Urban has a change of heart and decides football really is more improtant than is family or health and takes back the job at Florida.
7.  Pete Carroll moves to Seattle only to realize its really freakin' cold up there and asks for his old job back at USC.
8.  USC takes Carroll back and fires Petrino.
9.  USF hires Bobby Petrino.
10.  Arkansas fires Phil Fulmer, despite his 1998 national championship, and rehires Bobby Petrino.
11.  Tommy Tuberville stays at Texas Tech despite being accidentally locked in a closet with Adam James.
12.  Tennessee rehires Lane.
13.  Urban decides that his family and health really are more important than football and resigns from Florida.
14.  Florida hires Mike Leach who is quickly fired for locking Dunlap in a closet to keep him from going to the NFL draft.
15.  Florida offers to hire Lane, and Lane holds a press conference to tell the students that Florida is the ONLY job he would have left Tennessee for.
16.  Tennessee students riot, capture Lane and burn him at the stake.
17.  Urban decides football really is more important than his family or his health and takes back the job at Florida.
18.  USF hires Phil Fulmer.
19.  Lane survives the roasting and stays at Tennesee.
20.  And the world is ok once again...until the next week when the Seattle Seahawks offer the HC job to the now less metro-sexual looking Lane Kiffin.

• Florida-Urban Meyer
• Tennessee-A not-so-pretty Lane Kiffin
• USC-Pete Carroll
• Arkansas-Bobby Petrino
• Texas Tech-Tommy Tuberville
• USF-Phil Fulmer
• Seattle-Brian Kelly?